fizzer

Yamaha's FZR line of motorcycles.
FZR600Rs are the best

Greg's bike is sweet, hes got that '96 fizzer

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How old is she?

A yes or no question, refering to the legality of having sex with a minor.

Greg: "Hey Dan, check out that hottie. How old is she?"
Dan: "Dude, shes no, but she'll totally be yes in a year."

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fadonk

What Dan's dad does to him with the giant mexican cock.

Dan gets fadonked so much he has to wear a helmet

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Dangina

Name used for José Dan when he does something particularly pussy-like.
See also: mangina

Hes such a dangina, he cant even wheelie his motorcycle

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tarped

when the penis is soft and the skin from ones penis is stretched over the pink so one can not see the pink.

man, that speedo made this dick all tarped and shit.

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Rolla Wrist

Medical condition resulting from excessive masturbation. Originated in Rolla, Missouri due to lack of a female population.

Jon beats off so much at school he's got the worst case of rolla wrist ive ever seen

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church services

Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.

Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."
Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."

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