Mylf

(pronounced mulf) A mom you'd like to fuck that no one else would touch no matter how many beers they have had

Justin: "Rosie O'Donnell is so hot"
Dan: "All you man, she is a total mylf"

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Wheelchair Walk

When a person in a wheelchair propels the wheelchair by moving his/her legs in a walking motion making witnesses of this action question if that person actually needs a wheelchair in the first place.

Justin: "Check out that guy in the wheelchair, he's moving the chair with his legs."
Dan: "He's doing the Wheelchair Walk...makes me wonder if he even needs that wheelchair?"
Justin: "Let's find out..."

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