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A sexual act, preferably unique to Utah (see "soaking") that occurs in a brief moment while passing through Salt Lake City.
Captain Beerhound, a airline pilot, had a brief, unsatisfying hook-up with a flight attendant in the Delta Sky Club during a Salt Lake City Layover. He later learned that what he had experienced was"soaking," a custom quite popular among some religious folk in Ski City, USA.
The phenomenon that occurs when someone drops a smelly fart during a hot shower.
My wife always complains when I fart in the shower because she says I turn the bathroom into a Staten Island Sauna.
A corner store in a large city that, aside from regular items, has a surprisingly large and diverse selection of craft beer.
Seth went to the beerdega around the corner from his apartment in Brooklyn to buy a couple of lottery tickets and ended up leaving with several four-packs of new IPA releases.
Skanky, ripped, short shorts that signify a woman is morally loose and likely an incubator of a sexually-transmitted disease, especially chlamydia.
That party was full of slutty chicks, rocking their chlamydia shorts and spray-tans.
4π 1π
The pleasure one obtains when one farts while passing through revolving doors, and then watching for that moment when other people pass through the same doors, smell the captured fart in the compartment, and react to the gift that keeps on giving. Similar to Linear Fart Fetish, when one farts at the bottom of an escalator and then turns around to watch people below as they pass through the invisible cloud of odor.
Wilfred could entertain himself for hours, indulging his circular fart fetish, by passing gas in the revolving doors at work, then watching from the sidewalk as his co-workers got caught in an endless cycle of his noxious contributions.
6π 2π
When a cheating baseball pitcher ejaculates on your chest.
Michael Pineda may have blown the save, but his girlfriend didn't complain when he gave her a pine tar necklace.
6π 2π
A three-way with a couple of vegetarians and/or vegans. Or, any sex act involving a person with the nickname "Tofu."
Bart had a hot and steamy Tofu Scramble when his girlfriend Chrissy invited her friend Persephone into their bed after an intimate vegetarian gathering.
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When Tofu hooked up with Lucy, she had her first experience with a Tofu Scramble and totally needed to change her sheets.