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The new sheriff in town, or so he thinks. Cory is the rival bald boy of Christopher Sweeney. They will merge their powers to take down arch rival Thomas Bright. Watch out San Diego
Chris: you must be Cory Protolipac
Cory: theres no room in this town for the both of us
A nice freckled child that does not want to hear you jokes about the cheesy cooch. Sometimes he will get angered when mini cheese balls are placed on his stomach in a discrete fashion and he will proceed to aggressively hit the quan while awaiting further instructions.
Holy shit, Keegan Froeckmann time!
Its a dingle berry but the piece of shit shifts from your rectum to the undercarriage of your scrotum and just hangs there
Humpfry: dude you smell like shit
Leroy: i got this dongle just hangin on my balls and it wont come off
Humpfry: my nigga what
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Some people's buttholes just fuckin fall off randomly. This happens a lot in Norway.
I was diagnosed with Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome
The Albino Legend himself. Hes a fantastic footballer who has offers from Oregon, Clemson, OU, and Alabama. He will do one year at each school, and get rookie of the year and the heisman every single year. He loves spitting luggies on his younger brother tyler. His penis is a solid 7 inches soft, and he fucks every bitch in the whole Missouri area, including his mother and aunt. God im thankful to know this man
Some dude in my spanish class looks exactly like Easton Metz
Damn he wishes he was easton status
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Champions of true knowledge
1996-2018
In assaociation with the Choadsters foundation
Russ: i preach true knowledge
Me: shut up you Ignorant Ass Boy
The worlds biggest douche. Most likely the fattest motherfucker you will ever see. He loves to eat ass and will try to start a fight with any guy if a girl is watching. Hes a meat head but all the meat is in his belly. Also probably gay
Tony: yo bro did you see Cameron Paul try to fight that small kid last night
Edward: yea hes a major ass boy