Rural Dictionary

Blowjob Kiss

When your mom gives your dad (or another guy) a blowjob, then kisses you.

Dave: Aww fucking gross, my mom just kissed me good night, and still had some cum on her lip!!!
Kenny: Haha, your mom gave you a blowjob kiss!

by The Guru Turtle September 16, 2008

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An elite bukkake warrior hailing from the shores of Japan. Born in a hidden monastery, the warrior was trained by monks starting at the age of two in the ancient art of bokkake-thai. This elite warrior can ejaculate onto a woman's face in a matter of seconds after first masturbating or being masturbated. They can strike without warning, covering a woman's face in sperm before she even realizes they are in her presence. They were trained to always hit the woman's face with every drop of sperm. During training, whatever sperm didn't make it onto the woman's face, the warriors had to lick up and swallow themselves. They were also trained in the art of the golden shower, going through the same training process in the ancient art of goldenshow-thai. Once the training of both of these ancient art is completed, the warrior in training becomes a bukkakattackite, or an elite bukkake warrior. They can then go out into the world in order to use their elite skills to bukkake and piss onto women's faces.

Man #1: Woah, did you see that!? I think it was a bukkakattackite! I only saw a blur, but then my neighbor's face was covered in sperm and piss! Wow!
Man #2: No, I didn't see it.... damn.

by The Guru Turtle March 1, 2006

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