metbro

A hybrid of the metro and the bro classifications of young white males. They exhibit the care to hygiene and obsession over appearance of a metro with the party frat-boy attitude of a bro.

Dude, Ryan got totally smashed at our place during beerpong and then went to Perkin's and ordered a salad because he's watching carbs. He's hardcore metbro

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Brofessional

a professional bro. This is a person who excels in party related activity with a professional style. They are good at all things party: i.e. drinking, smoking, dancing, talking to the opposite sex, getting out of situations, etc.

We were down to one cup in our beerpong game and Brad just walked up, looked at the cup, and sank it in one shot. A true brofessional.

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