Hippie

The quintessential child from the "Me Generation". Gross, unhygienic, unhelpful, hobos in the 1960's and 70's. You can usually find them ranting and raving about non-issues, doing mind altering drugs, or getting AIDS from orgies in the forest. Usually the spawn of wealthy families, they decide that they hate their dad and want to be "different" so they run off to California to "experience life".

You can usually find them now at an incense shop or at a public school, as many of them became teachers to avoid the draft.

Modern day hippies who are not Boomers can be found in New Orleans around Mardi Gras. They will usually play some sort of instrument or sing in a raspy ruined voice that sounds like it is from a commercial advocating for people to stop smoking. They will ask anyone who walks by for money while they defecate on public side walks.

Hippie: "Heyy man, can I get some change?"

Me: "Please stop laying down in the middle of the sidewalk and begging every passerby for money."

Hippie: "Where's the love, man? Didn't you hear me play my guitar? People are just so materialistic and selfish nowadays, all I want is for society and people to expand their minds and see life from a different perspective. We're killing mother nature and no one seems to care. (blah, blah, blah, so on and so forth)"

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