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When all of your friends reject you to go hang out with your ex
Shit, how do I tell her we already made plans for Sunday? Just tell her she's been ex-jected.
Something your ex says when she can't accept the fact that she wasn't cute enough for you to sleep with
I wish you were gay that way I would know it wasn't me, but it was you
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When you rip a fat one while your girl is giving you head
Megan ran out of the room after I gave her a slutty dutch oven