Clissy

Clissy and its obvious shorthand (verb and plural) cliss is a portmanteau of the words clitoris, classy, pussy, sissy; kiss and bliss. A feminine alternative to words like dick and cock.

Example 1: I hope the surgery makes others feel better but I actually like my clissy.

Example 2: My cliss is perfectly fine as is. There is nothing wrong with having one.