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When the mans ejaculate is so hot it causes 3rd degree burns on the skin.
Lady: Wow Joe blew his Lava Load over my chest last night. Now I have blisters on my tits.
The act of spreading peanut on oneâs vagina and training their dog to lick it off.
Everyone thought Janice was very sweet and attractive until word got out that during a slumber party she got out the Skippy, called her dog and claimed her title of Peanut Butter Princess.
A not very romantic way to describe oral sex between a man and a woman.
My girlfriend said she wasnât in the mood to have sex so I ran it down her throat and went to sleep.
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The act of performing oral sex on a ladyâs vagina or anus.
Hey man I picked up this chick at the bar last night . I chowed on her before I banged her. She must have had a yeast infection cause now my face is all itchy
When you do a chick for the sake doin' weird.
Man. I did a one-legged midget chick last night. Not my type, but you know, novelty sex.
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A temp service that only hires the retarded for menial tasks and or personal amusement.
I set up an obstacle course in my back yard. Iâm going to call Tard Temps and have them send over a couple goofy mongoloids to send through it while we drink beers and laugh.
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