Net God

The net god is one of the most highly respected gods in the universe. People feed the net god by throwing various items as "sacrifices" and people have been known to get in trouble for doing so. The location of the net god is found in Worthington, Ohio but the exact location is only known to a few followers.

Net God: "I must be fed!"
Worshiper: (throws chairs and food into the net god)
Net God: "Thank you young servant."

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coodarod

A female organ that snaps, pulls, and winks, then grabs your male organ all at the same time.

After tearing it up all night he looked at her and said " Damn baby you got a coodarod".