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When you are eating ass, and the girl lights a fart on fire in your face.
"Dude, your face is burned! What happened?"
My girl did a Rusty Lantern while I was eating her ass.
A fat-ass that brags about how tough he is, even though the only thing he could choke out is a doughnut.
That doughnut choker wants to start shit with me?