yahtzee

exclamation, to be declared when something extremely serendipitous has occured without priory warning.

Dave: Dude, Angelina Jolie came round to my house last night and sucked me off, and then we wacthed a repeat of night rider on the TV - with David Hasselhoff
Steve: YAHTZEE!

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Panic Button

When you're in the position sixty-nine and one person decides to tongue jack your fart box and the other person puts a finger in the tongue jacker's butt to avoid having to reciprocate.

She started on the shaft, moved to the balls, and then proceeded to lick my butthole, so I "panic buttoned" her ass!

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