Wonder Nigger

When you are playing some black ops zombies and somebody STEALS the wonder weapon that only one person can get.

Person A: dude I just boxed the thunder gun!
Person B: wow u are such a wonder nigger that's my gun!

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The War Zone

2 hours after a steak and cheese burrito from taco bell. You are in your bathroom you

A.puke in toilet and crap pants

B.crap in toilet and puke on yourself
C.sit there in a puddle of shitty cheese steak

Constantly waking up from taco bell hell you must make these choices ever hour.

The borrito is taking names tonight so you better watch out or you will wake up in the War zone.

Ryan

This is a basic name that five or six people in a room of one hundred will have. Ryan’s are unpredictable and widely different. From personal experience I know Ryan’s who are Lazy and others who are hard workers, so you never know what side of the scale they are on. When you are in a room with many people don’t call out a Ryan. It is very annoying for the Ryans because five or sux of them will turn their head and thwn think:
“Shit, she is calling for that Ryan. Damn. Why the fuck are there so many Ryans in this class?”

Then the Ryan will receive a response from his classmate similar to the following:

“What are you talking about? There are like only two Ryans in here.”

Why are you even searching up your name? What weird ass mother fu**er are you?

So help me god if you saw someone elso look up their name and put it on their Snapchat or Instagram so you was like damni should do that too. Like seriously don’t listen to Joaquin.

Background info:
Joaquin is a very knowledgeable person

Person A: “Who be that weird boy over there?”

Person B: “That’s a Ryan.”