Gloria James

Lebron James's mother and Delonte West's milf

Lebron: I'm taking my talents to South Beach with Dwyane Wade.
Delonte: I'm taking mine to Boston with Gloria James.
Lebron: What?
Delonte: I'm taking that bitch back like your hairline.

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Lake Gibson High School

The bomb threat capital of the world. Located in Lakeland, FL

Guy 1: Can you believe Florida State had a bomb theat?
Guy 2: It must've been a Lake Gibson High School graduate.

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Ab Lounge

Exercise machine that doesn't work, but makes a great sex chair, especially with the girl on top. The farther he bends, the deeper it goes.

Me and my girl did it on the ab lounge last night