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2 in the curtain, 1 for the hurtin'
2 in the front, 1 in the shunt
2 in the fun, 1 in the bun
2 going down, 1 in the brown
2 in the Red, 1 in the Shed(if that time of the month)
2 for the gish, 1 for the fish
2 in the gash, 1 in the stash
2 for the crack, 1 in the back
2 in the slit, 1 in the shit
2 for the taco, 1 for her Paco
2 in the door, 1 on the floor
2 in the door, 1 in the gore
2 for the friend, 1 in the end
2 in the cunt, 1 in the runt
2 for the moose, 1 in the caboose
2 for the beav, 1 up her sleeve
2 for the meat, 1 in her seat
2 in the flap, 1 in the crap
2 in the gear, 1 in the rear
2 for the pumper, 1 for the dumper
2 for the tube, 1 with some lube
2 in the cunt, 1 in the grunt
2 in the sock, 1 for the shock
2 in the junk, 1 in the trunk
2 in the girl, 1 in the swirl
2 in the skunk, 1 in the funk
2 in the zipper, 1 in the flipper
2 in the place, 1 in the ace
2 in the cootie, 1 in the booty
2 in the porn, 1 for the corn
2 for the push (gush), 1 for the tush
2 in the pink slot, 1 in the stink pot
2 in the juice, 1 in the caboose
2 in the poon, 1 on the moon
2 up the river, 1 to make you shiver
2 in the hinge, 1 makes you cringe
2 from the hand, 1 for the gland
2 for the stabbin, 1 for the cabin
2 in the muff, 1 in the stuff
2 in the play, 1 in the gay
2 in the chute, 1 in the poot
2 for her, 1 for me!! Gross!!
2 in the pocket, 1 in the chocolate
2 for the Kitty, 1 in the Shitty
2 in the cherry, 1 in the fairy
2 for the team, 1 in the steam
And finally,...One of my personal favorites:
2 IN THE PLEASURE, 1 IN THE TREASURE!!!
That's all I got for now.....
Being at work is so fun...Hope a few of those mad you laugh...or dry...or barf.
The wonderful sound my butt makes when it is happy.
"Hey, did you hear that?"
"No, hear what?"
"(bending over)BRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPP! That was just my butt saying, 'Hello, nice to see you'!!"
Any man (or woman for that matter) that is brave enough to venture to the southern region of a woman with a protruding FUPA pouch.
One who is willing to search through the hills in order to find the valley.
One who goes down upon or has sex with a woman possessing a Fat Upper Pussy Area.
Also: Could be a woman who is willing to "set aside" the Fat Upper Penile Area of a man in search of providing him with oral pleasure.
Any of the above are considered to be Supa Doopa FUPA Troopas!
Bob: "Dude, Joe, I heard you went downtown on Sally, doesn't she have a bit of a pouch down there?"
Joe: "Yup, let's just say that last night I was a real Supa Dupa FUPA Troopa!"
Bob: "Damn, that's what I call warfare, you're such a good sport, Joe."
Also known as "Beef Curtains" b/c the "Camel Toe" looks like Roast Beef and hangs like curtains on either side of the pants seam.
Hey Billy, I didn't know what was for dinner until your mom walked in with those Beef Curtains!! MMMMM...They sure were tasty!!
Also known as "Moose Knuckles".
My gosh Sally....I really like what you've done with your Moose Knuckles!! They look great!
Sexual technique:
When a girl is sucking on your balls, and you tap the head of your cock on her forehead. Just like Woody Woodpecker Would.
"Dude, I gave my girl the old Woody WoodPecker last night! It was great, but I don't think she digs the bruise on her grill!"
Same as WTF? but now that I know it was used by Keanu in the Matrix, I will never say it again!!
What the shit?! As like, "What the shit is that about?"