Vanguard Girl

Crazy. Not just standard crazy, we're talking out-of-this-world, gotta get some under the table shit from your nutso cousin who's pretending he's a flamingo crazy. Not only biologically programmed to harass a male for a wedding ring everytime they open their mouths, but as of late have been affected negatively by an 'El Nino'-like attack of knowledge, whereby they will argue any and all theological and social problems of society at present because they saw Blood Diamond and they know.

"Hey man, what's the deal with Katie?"
"Nah man, she's just another Vanguard Girl"
"Ah fuck... what'd she do? Not worse than Liz..?!"
"Dude. I should've turned around after she verbally berated me for not wearing Tom's Shoes."

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