OOO

Oppose Orgasm October or OOO is the literally the child of NNN and SSS (Stop Squirting September). Meaning that it’s universal, anyone who reaches orgasm/climax will lose

Tingledingle: I came, I failed OOO
Ganglejankle: Alright time for your public execution

Transmission tower

It’s just fucking lookin thing that looks like an Eiffel Tower but 100 times worse. And has these wires longer than your (micro)penis

Ballsucker: Hey look it’s the Eiffel Tower!
Smartshart: NO YOU FUCKING DUMBASS IT’S A TRANSMISSION TOWER

2023

Another ordinary year, it’s gonna be an enjoyable year!

JUST KIDDING THIS YEAR WILL BE YOUR FINAL YEAR BEFORE AMERICANS AND RUSSIANS DECIDE TO MAKE COLD WAR 2 A THING AFTER RUSSIA INVADES A NATO COUNTRY AND EARTH GO BYE BYE!1!11!1!!1!

Suckmanuts: Time to change the calendar, it’s 2023!
Fingerdingler: DUDE THE WORLD GONNA COMMIT OMNICIDE AJBDHAOVDOQNSLSSJMZKZIQOWUFUSJXDJSJJCJ1!!1!!

First Strike

A first strike just literally you (dumb little dicktators, presidents, or who ever the fuck you’re supposed to be) just spamming the nuke attack

Republic of Penis: I’m gonna do, IM GONNA DO MY FIRST STRIKE!1!1!1!!
City State of Kwanchelongeranzis: bruh nuke spammer 💀