Binman

A friend who only comes to visit once a week. Like the binmen.

Megalegend #1 - Why is he called the binman?

Megalegend #2 - Because he only comes once a week
Megalegend #1 - Ah like Jay!
Jay - *Furious* I take your point, but I don't care

I’m not sick, I’m ill 😎

When sick isn’t cool enough and you gotta bring it the next fucking level

“That’s sick bro”

“ i’m not sick, I’m ill 😎 “