stink palm

n.
The act of wiping your ass with your hand (preferably while very sweaty or having recently shat), proceeding to shake another's hand.

tr. v.
stink palmed, stink palming

Came into common usage from the film Mall Rats.

The guy at the Quick-E-Mart was an asshole, so I stink palmed him.

If you really hate someone, give 'em the stink palm.

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