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The reason George Lucas had to stop making Star Wars movies.
Jar Jar Binks: Mesa...
Society: Disney! Get over here!
54π 9π
The creepy old guy who watches you through the curtains. His catchphrase is GET OF MY LAWN
Me: do you think he's a boomer
Boomer *yelling*: GET OF MY LAWN
58π 34π
what the villain does whenever the hero does anything. Clap clap clap followed by well well well followed by dun dun dun.
Hero: *foils villain's evil plan*
Villain: *slow claps* Well Well Well *unveils secret weapon*
God: dun dun DUN!!! plot twist!!!
25π 8π
The youtube cat that's so antisocial that it cant handle being given flower.
Girl: No, here is your flower
Flower Cat: No, that's not true! That's impossible!
40π 1π
contraction of you all. The only thing my social studies teacher ever says.
My social studies teacher: y'all y'all yyyyyyy'all y-y-y-y-y'all
Me being the British guy: what the fuck are you talking about!
23π 3π
What you say when you can't think of a good insult and don't want to lose an argument with Prince Arthur.
Prince Arthur: describe dollop head
Merlin: In two words?
Prince Arthur: yeah
Merlin: Prince Arthur
57π 1π
If youtube was murdered in a dark alley and came back as a zombie, that is tik tok
tik tok: *exists*
youtube: AM I A JOKE TO YOU!
55π 5π