Dee Man

An alter ego used for men with the name “Andy”. A Dee man is a classified reprobate who is likely to cause offence or carnage wherever he goes. A Dee man will likely appear from a mere muggles body, but only when either too much alcohol or Peruvian snow has been consumed. The said innocent human affected may not even know their inner Dee man has came out only until the morning after, however, the curse of the Dee man allows for categorically 0 remorse or regret to be felt. You can tell when a Dee-man has entered the room by his enormous stature, he will claim to be 6ft5 when in reality scrapes 5ft10. This will be accompanied by an accent that get ever increasingly hard to understand the more his inner Dee man grows. The only saving grace the menace to society brings is that he is equipped with an absolute monster of a cock, however unfortunate he never gets to use it.

“You see the way he’s smashing those lines and beers? He’s gonna turn into the Dee man soon”