Ricky Ticky Tavi

As part of a monthly ritual, where you and your buddies go out to local clubs to hit on girls, you happen upon a bar slut who is sucking face with some nondescript dude in the parking lot. As usual, one of your pals goes out of his way to get a better look at the backseat car action, only to discover that this particular bar slut is the girl that he is currently dating.

Just as we were going into the club, my buddy saw some folks swapping spit in their car. As he got closer to the vehicle, he realized that he had just been Ricky Ticky Tavied.

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Tinker Scotty

While bench pressing 375-pounds (or greater), your trusted spotter drops his gym shorts and unfurls his dick into your mouth. Just as you reach the peak of your press, he yells "get some, bitch".

A buddy of mine told me that he finally executed the Tinker Scotty on his muscle-bound friend, in the gym, last week.