nacho anus

The act of putting hot nacho cheese into one's anus and proceeding to squeeze it out unto nacho chips to enjoy.

"Man i'm hungry lets go make some nacho anus."

Russian coffee

A Russian coffee is a morning beverage consisting of a bottle of vodka with a splash of fresh brewed coffee

Austin: Hey Brad would you like an Irish coffee to start the day

Brad: No I'm a man not a little girl give me a Russian coffee