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To cane out is to become so old and decrepit that one can only walk with a cane or canes.
Pops turned 90 this year, and between the arthritic knees and feeble muscles, he just caned out. Can't walk without them.
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The top of the bell curve in the evolution of man. The point in time at which the betterment of each generation over the previous one ceases to occur, and the species begins to backslide toward stupidity. Peak Evolution occurs when morons procreate faster than the enlightened.
The 2016 election would someday be seen as tangible evidence of peak evolution.
A young tree whose branches slap you in the face when you pass it in the woods.
"I was running through the forest today when a slapling almost took my eye out."
An especially slow, boring podcast.
"How to putt" may be the ultimate plodcast.
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A rectangle with your name on it.
I walked around the convention center handing people business cards.
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An edict one gives to oneself, as when establishing a goal.
IΓ’ΒΒve given myself a medict: I will not eat ice cream until swim season is over.
An unearned scar
Wanda showed us her tattoos of dangerous people she'd never met, places she'd never been, and scary things she'd never done.