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the female equivalent of teabagging.
she knocked me down, and dropped her pants. i was thinking "oh yeah", but then she straight sat on my forehead and lobster-clawed me.
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Butterfly kisses (using your eyelashes to tickle) on your lovers genitals.
She slid down my chest and stomach, and I got excited, but then instead of fellatio she started hummingbirding me. I could not believe how it felt! That is my future wife right there!
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When you shove a whole Jello mold into a women's vagina (or anus if she is practiced enough) and then you fuck her until the Jello chunks start falling out and have properly discolored your penis.
It was Thanksgiving, so you know I gave my wife a dirty Jello Fetus on the dining room table, but now the family refuses to look either of us in the eye.
when you rub your hands between a woman's breasts, motorboat style.
she bent forward toward me, but i was eating a donut and so my mouth was full, so i shoved my hand into her cleavage and paddleboated her.
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