The Thicks

Uncontrollable shit that is heavy and thick. The opposite of The Shits.

Damn, I had The Thicks all day yesterday! I think I dropped 10 pounds!

Play-Doo

Poop that is thick like play-doh or clay. Can also be known as Clay-doo.

Man my shit was Play-Doo earlier, it was so bad I had to use baby wipes!

Flabbynasty

Having an excess of fat/pudge to the point of disgust or nausea.

Did you see that pic of Oprah in a string bikini? That shit was flabbynasty!