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Pedophile

Someone who likes fucking innocent children and, in some cases, killing them.

That pedophile is a sadistic whore who's going straight to hell!

by The Jester of Madness! September 27, 2015

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Sadist

Someone who enjoys seeing others in pain.

I'm 100% concerned that, I, am a sadist...

by The Jester of Madness! September 27, 2015

155👍 13👎


Grandfather

The person who turns you into a man and makes sure you aren't in bad health.

My grandfather is the older version of a badass role model who won't take shit from anybody.

by The Jester of Madness! September 21, 2015

12👍 4👎


Urban Dictionary

A website full of...well...you're on it right now, nitwit! Anyways, it's a place full of sex-ridden bigots.

God........SO MANY PORNAGRAPHIC DEFINITIONS!!!!

That my friend, is the Urban Dictionary!

by The Jester of Madness! October 1, 2015

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Doctor

The man who makes sure you living and in perfect health. They work 24/7 and save people's lives and what do they get? Hate

Doctor, thank you so much for giving me my life back! *tear swells up in eye*

by The Jester of Madness! September 20, 2015

24👍 10👎


Shit hit the fan

An expression that which a horrible disaster or something big has happened, or just going out of control

When I heard that loud thud of the boat exploding, I knew shit hit the fan.

by The Jester of Madness! September 26, 2015

172👍 4👎


Harbinger

One that announces the coming or arrival of something/someone.

The Blood Moon...the Harbinger of the end times.

by The Jester of Madness! September 22, 2015

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