myspace

myspace, despite what it says, is not in fact a place a for friends. myspace is where people, often times lacking so called "real friends" go so they can photoshop their pictures and meet someone from new jersey "irl". it is a place where people with nothing better to do than sit online all day (I.E. yourself) go to communicate with others like themselves.

out of all myspacers, none is easier to find than the "myspace whore" they myspace whore is the one that finds you. they seek you out from the masses of users to up their friend list by one. viewing a myspace whores page can be almost like an "out of body experience". the sheer number of friends, comments, and pic (picture) comments at first leads you to believe they have many friends, but do no be decieved, upon close observation of the pic comments you will find they are almost all posted by one person say the same thing, such as "hottie" or "sexy" (often spelled wrong) when, even with photoshop, you can see they are extremely unattractive.

more often than not, myspace has just replaced the puppy and white van in the childrens lives. so i say this,
GO! young so called "non conformist" myspacer!
you play with that puppy!
eat that candy!
theres nothing wrong with that large white van!
go and be free, the world needs less of you.

OMG! You look sooo hawt on myspace! Lets meet IRL!

New pic cmmnts? i have so many friends!

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