Jabollido

An exclamation that means:

1. Unbelievable
2. Life is not sufficient if not lived to its fullest

Person 1. Your Grandma was hit by a car last night
Person2. Jabollido!!!

Dink

To thoroughly remove/get rid of a pesk.

Oh, Chad he's being so mean just dink him away!

Pesk

1. To describe a person who was born annoying
2. An action to remove such a person as described in No. 1

Who is this pesk and why is he here?