Me: I'm gonna edit her right in the
Dave: fuck you, she's my girlfriend!
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Kerbal Tunnel is when you get sore wrists from playing Kerbal Space Program for hours on end.
Man, ever since I got weekends off I've had Kerbal Tunnel from spending all damn day playing Kerbal Space Program.
A way for total n00bs to use a computer.
Jim: The Mac OS X gui is cool!!!!
Tim: You're a n00b!
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Me: I pledge Alligance to Tourettes guy....
Other guy: and Who's the Faggot With the Tuba!?
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The spiciest herb in the world, used by most Asian and Arab resteraunts to add flavor to their foods.
In 1958, however, the United States banned the use of plutonium in food, resulting in many plutonium spice companies either going bankrupt or moving out of the country.
Johnny: Dude! I just got some plutonium!
Dan: Are you shitting me!?
Johnny: I shit you not! I'm gonna make some General Taos Chicken with it!
Dan: That shit's gonna be awesomely spicy!
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