Eyelash curler

A torture device used to pull off people’s eyelashes. The name might sound normal but the name is just a cover up. If u see a girl, a gay, a they using this stop them because they will get there eyelashes plucked off from there eyelids. And if u ever see an “eyelash curler” just buy it and give it to the person u hate.

Random guy:oh u sell eyelash curlers here?

Store owner: oh, yes we do!

Random guy: I’ve been looking for these I can rarely find them!

Store owner: I see u have someone u want to give this to...

Random guy: YES!

Store owner: ohh, u can have it for free, u seem like a nice person!

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Biyourself

U r a lonely ass bitch, even tho u r attracted to two genders

“Oh u r bisexual, cool”

“Oh thanks”

“R u dating someone rn?”

“Nah, I’m single”

“How sad u r biyourself, so lonely, smh”

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