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The Blue Line

When you drink all 6 Labatt bottles and line them up with the labels facing out. Referencing the blue lines on an ice rink.

Watching the capitals win, I just killed this six pack to make the blue line.

by The KiNG September 1, 2013

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


cockmonger

1.) someone who cannot get enough of the male genetalia

2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man

3.) Daniel Olson

(1)ex.-She has all the STD's; she is a cockmonger
(2,3)ex- Shut up, cockmonger!

by The KiNG July 28, 2003

6πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Windmill

A penis that is so large that it can spin around like a windmill

A: I heard that the kings windmill is 15"
B: Its true, Ive seen it

by The KiNG October 20, 2004

9πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


semen

Penis pudding

There is semen blasting out of my penis!

by The KiNG November 19, 2003

2479πŸ‘ 1160πŸ‘Ž


Gary hooster brewster

A dater rape drug where one shot equals 30 beers

Gary Hooster Brewster

by The KiNG October 20, 2004

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


LUD

A bitter, disgruntled, beligerent, 50 foot, hung like a mule, sales rep that puts gin in his coffee at work and hates to golf.

What the hell is your problem LUD?

by The KiNG May 29, 2003

9πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Granton

of Friar like proportions; from the gothic regions of Tasmania, a herbalist and an adept dwarf like species of primate noted for voyeuristic tendencies and panty sniffing.

Famous for its untamed laughter and unabashed exberance. A quick judge of character and an intelligent and trustworthy friend.

Not to be mistaken with fried oyster gnat pate similar to the rillettes du Mans from the Southern Seychelles region of Kazakhstan.

A species of Needra/Camel Hybrid known for its staunch opposition to labour and its penchant for gluttony.

also utilised in the characterisation of a 'fucking Harrison' in the term, 'fucking harrison'.....

a person seeking employment at a pre-school for the mute

a cup which is 3/4's empty and full of a salt like substance the owner claims is a condiment

set in southern Portugal before legislative reforms incorporating the concept of statutory rape...

Granton: 'hello child... come hither...'
child: you deadbeat?? y aren't you at work.... my dad has to till the King's fifedom to subsidise people like you
Granton: my child.. i am a learned scholar specialising in the anatomy of smal primates.... plus i have some assorted lollies...
Child: in that case
Granton: (smiling)......

a little bit later....
kiddies in play -fife: 'why are you limping Tommy'? (aka.. the child)
Child: shutup you serfs!!! (thinking of a happy place)....

by The KiNG April 26, 2005

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž