guy's night out

A preferably pre-designated night out every week or more where a male needs to have a break from the insanely annoying bitchy and irrational female sex. Women do not need a girls night out, however, because they are insane and their life revolves completely around men

God my girlfriend is a pain in the ass, I really need a guys night out to degrade women and have discussions that consist of something other than clothes, accesories, and why my girlfirend hates her best friend.

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mitch hedberg

Mitchel Hedberg is a comedian. His comedy is unique in that you do not have to see him to understand the joke. Givin this information, it is safe to say that the uniqeness of his comedy has complimented the understanding of his CDs "Strategic grill locations" and "Mitch all together"

Xylophone is spelled with an X. It's like X didn't have enough to do so they had to promise it more. "Okay, you won't start alot of words, but you will have a co-staring role in Tic-Tac-Toe. And you will be aquainted with hugs and kisses. and you will make writing christmas easier. and you will mark the spot. and you will incedentaly start Xylophone. Are you happy now, you fucking X?

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doe

street term for money

The government know, the kid been lovin' the doe
Since I was movin' white off the curb, and shovelin' snow

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