Gary hooster brewster

A dater rape drug where one shot equals 30 beers

Gary Hooster Brewster

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LUD

A bitter, disgruntled, beligerent, 50 foot, hung like a mule, sales rep that puts gin in his coffee at work and hates to golf.

What the hell is your problem LUD?

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semen

Penis pudding

There is semen blasting out of my penis!

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compact disk

The improper spelling of "compact disc". If you ever say "disk" when reffering to any flat circular object, being it a piece of media or not, then you are wrong, and deserve to die for being a FUCKING IDIOT.

"I have soooo many compact disks, and I love taking it up the shitpipe!"

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muse

A Good Band, thats good live, taht some luckey gits get away with getting seated tickets, but are masters at stealth :P

Person1: i seen muse with my mates yesterday,
was ment to b seating but snuck in to standing
Person2: BASTERED

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tooterolls

Chodes that do not know how to speak and say tooterolls instead of tutorials

Chode: Yo pud I need to look at some tooterolls to learn about that amp

King: You idiot

cockmonger

1.) someone who cannot get enough of the male genetalia

2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man

3.) Daniel Olson

(1)ex.-She has all the STD's; she is a cockmonger
(2,3)ex- Shut up, cockmonger!

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