Whittle Syndrome

When an adolescent male fails to maintain an erection whilst chopping a lady due to extreme consumption of Tennents and being regularly alphad my other males

Did you here about Joe? He couldn’t follow through after taking his girlfriend home. He had Whittle Syndrome

Cruishank

When you cheat on your girlfriend many times

John is a bit of a Cruishank

Connor Smith

Someone who is an amazing flatmate, very good at sex and loves dinosaurs (with a sexy girlfriend)

That guys so nice, he’s such a Connor smith