Bu-Mole

A mole rarely seen, however, becomes common during a full moon. The mole has no eyes and usually a ring of whiskers around a pouting tight lipped mouth. The movement of the mole can be smooth or explosive, omitting a pungent odour warding if potential predators.

The Bu-Mole was exposed during last nights full moon revelry at Bens stag night.

Farlumping

A fart with an involuntary follow through. Trying to discreetly let one go with the result not so discreet, you can’t leave the room as everyone will know it’s you, you're ‘Farlumped’ as you need to dispose of the lump before everyone KNOWS it’s you. Farlumping becomes more frequent as you get older, be careful.

Excuse me gentlemen, I need the ladies, I think I’ve been Farlumping in my leggings.