Driver 3

1. A video game.
2. A horrible attempt at trying to beat the competition.

1. Guy - Lets go play Driver 3! Hyuck!
2. Guy - Did you see that fat person try and climb mount everest?
Guy #2 - Yeah, He was so pulling a Driver 3.

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mexaphobia

Fear of mexican people.

Guy - Jim's not in today, He's got serious mexaphobia.

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Sim City

A PC video game where you take the place of a mayor and try to build your city to be the best it can - Without any villagers complaining.

Guy - Hey You wanna play on Sim City tonight?
Guy 2# - Yeah O.K.

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Thornbury

A stoned town near bristol where everyone who lives there is stoned to their eyeballs in any class A drug, even the toddlers.

The Police might as well not be there since they're stoned aswell, One in every 3 people are missing body parts.

Nobody is safe to walk the streets cos of druggys, There's a 2 nuclear reactors for every 1 house and the water is green.

Guy - You been to Thornbury?
Guy #2 - My cousin did and died.

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massy

Short for mastrubate.

Guy - Have you heard Tim Massys him self while we're not looking.

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Spazticated orangutan

An insult to a fat person with body weight that rivals that of an blue whale (fat retard). They refuse to do any physical activities what so ever and usually end up lying on the floor like a spazticated orangutan - hence the insult.

Guy - Haha! Your a Spazticated orangutan!

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dix

Short for dicks, by chatroom noobs.

Alex - LOLzzz!!! Uz GOT 5 dix!! HAHHA!11

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