man purse

A over the shoulder bag worn by men who live in the more urbanized areas. Not all that popular in America because the unfortunate holder of the bag will most certainly be picked on, whispered about or deemed the honourary 'fag of the day' but far more common in the European nations (especially France) where people aren't so silly and suspicious of doing things that will make them seem fruity.

American: Hey, is that a man purse!? Ha ha! You're the honourary fag of the day!

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Europe

A fairly small continent to the west of Asia, and the only one whose first and last letters start with a vowel other than 'A'. Where most of the 'classy' (or bloody) civilizations started and known for countries with colourful histories like England, France, Spain, Germany, Italy, Romania etc. A good percent of Americans hate the Europeans and the most Europeans (ever polite) have made a big deal over reciprocating these feelings a million times over and hating the Americans back. The Americans who like Europe have something coming to them still have something coming to them because a good percentage of the Europeans hate you anyway.

European: Lovely weather we're...

American: I hate you guys!

European: We hate you too. *heart*

(No not REALLY)

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