The 20 extra pounds you put on while you were sitting at home channel surfing during the pandemic
I hope I can lose this covid 20 when I finally get back to work
The SMS symbol for giving the finger
The world needs a SMS symbol for giving the finger to someone and it should look like this. .!.
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An awesomist is a true believer in the "Almighty Awesome".
After seeing that concert tonight, I am now a true awesomist
A person that is the side-kick to a bully
Jessica is Brittneys ass punk becasue she's too stupid to think for herself.
Played just like regular poker but use your meds to ante up. Popular game for old people
On script poker night at the old folks home, Agnes bet her liver pills on a pair of jacks but Ruth raised her a pain pill on a straight flush