Nutty

It's the only the best fucking nickname EVER. Anyone with a nickname like this is so fucking cool, you better bow down and lick his shoes, before he fucking kicks you in the face for not being made out of gold. He's also rumoured to have AMAZING skills at Call of Duty and Guitar Hero.

Person1: Holy fuck it's Nutty!
Person2: OMG IT'S NUTTY I'M SUDDENLY ON FIRE
Person3: HOLY FUCK I JUST SHAT MY BRAIN OUT OF MY ARSE
Person4: OH MY GOD I'M FLOATING
Nutty: WHAT THE FUCK you're not made out of gold

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