Water the Ficus

Any phrase that is used in dirty context to create a conversation that appears sexual in nature, although it is completely harmless.

She neglected to water the ficus, and consequently it went limp and withered back to where it once came.

Parrot Dick

A penis that has a monsterous overhang due to an unfinished circumcision.

Due to his parrot dick, he was unable to release a full load in a single bust.