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1. Reduction in brain functions from ingesting aggressive liberal rhetoric.
1. Ever since Jerry recieved his CNN libotomy, he hasn't said one relevant thing.
2. Rachel Maddow has performed millions of libotomys, turning fringe leftist citizens in to full blown libotimites.
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Entering a room and assuming you have the Biggest Dick. Just treating people like they're all bitches.
1. Buddy came in here acting like he owned the place.
2. Yeah he walked in and was McGaw'n all the dude's. He's basically the boss now.
Dick-gret
When you wake up next to male you allowed to plow you the night before while you were ripped, and horny, but forgot.
Today you have a choice to falsely accuse him of rape, pretend you're a victim of sexual assult, and protest males the rest of your life, or accept the shame you feel, own up to your mistake, and mature.
1. Did you hear Becky fucked John, shes got a serious case of dicgret today. So embarrassing...
2. Jenny Stapleton is now facing 2 years in prison for falsely accusing a classmate of rape, during a intense fit of dicgret.
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Lib-oh, plural Lib-ohs
A derogatory term for a mentally retarded voter, also known as a liberal. See libotomy Democrat libotomite.
1. These damn libos pretend they care about people, they're all actually pretty selfish.
2. Libos basically eat shit.
3. CNN sucks, and Anderson Cooper that gay libo albino is an idiot.
4. I made the mistake of calling a low functioning autistic guy a Libo. He was extremely offended that somebody thought he was that stupid.
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A term usually used by an extremely drunk alcoholic on the verge of falling over to tell somebody else trying to chug a drink that they're a bitch and can't hang.
1. Chug, chug, chug.... are you done.... ugh you fucking suck.... night night...
Sunny day, optimal weather conditions to get shit done.
it means that you take advantage of the chance to do something while conditions are good. In other words, you make good use of your time or make the most of an opportunity while you have the chance.
Tomorrows gunna be a good day for hay, I say we get the boat and the boys out on the lake and find us some girls.
I need to wash my car, hopefully tomorrows a great day for hay.
It's a good day for hay, let's jump on the bikes and take a ride.
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A liberal debate participant that has; heavy usage of anecdotal arguments, a seemless regurgitation of CNN, and MSNBC talking points, and aggressive suppression of actual facts.
1. Only a brainless libotomites would believe someone's guilty without factual proof.
2. The libotomites are out using their freedom to protest freedom again.
3. Guy 1-I got bit by a god damn libotomite while I was walking down town today.
Guy 2-what the fuxk were the libo's protesting this time.
Guy 1-i dont know something about President trump complaining about cat farts. I mean... seriously what kind of rasist... bigot... (oh my god dude I cant stop myself)
Guy 2-If you dont get a heavy dose of freedom, and whiskey...It's only a matter of time until Rachel maddow makes sense.
Guy 1- you're sexist
Guy 2-well youre a libotomite now, bye.
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