Pacifism

The belief that doing absolutely nothing will somehow stop violence.

Pacifism makes no sense because somewhere, someone else will refuse to be pacifist.

Man 1: "Oh my god that guy is killing his own people!"

Man 2: "Let's have tea with him."

Man 1: "But he's killing everyone, he'll kill you!"

Man 2: "Let's have tea with him."

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slimjim

A delicious snack capable of moving vehicles.

Only the slimjim can move a car.

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Windows 10

Spyware that installs itself without the user's consent.

Windows 10: The latest virus plaguing Windows PCs is actually from Microsoft.

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