New York

The definition of the word 'factory'. It's air is so toxic, it's the same as smoking 3 packs an hour.

Guy 1: Have you gone to New York?

Guy 2: Yeah, *cough* I wonder how *cough* my lungs are functioning.

Father

Both a parent and a test to see if you're not going down the long, long, LONG path of degenerating into a retard with no use if the world or society.

Guy 1: Do you have your Father?

Guy 2: Welp, I did just subscribe to Dream-

Guy 1: Is that your dad going to get the milk?

Guy 2: OH SHIT! I GOTTA UNSUBSCRIBE!

LDM

Stands for "Little Dicks Matter".

Bro, who'd want to marry that guy? His dick is microscopic!

Hey! LDM too!