Faith in Humanity

Gone. There's simply none.

Where's my Faith in Humanity? I already found Waldo. What's the point.
*walks away* Why do I have to be a human of all species? Hey, at least I'll still be there by the next decade.

Gym Membership Card

The one thing that you still have from when you were optimistic about being fit, but now lives alone on your desk. The only thing that no matter what, you can't promise to use.

Woah, you got a Gym Membership Card?

Yeah, probably not gonna use it though.

True Betrayal

When you bite into a raisin cookie thinking it was chocolate chip.
(Why do people make raisin cookies?)

Hey look! A chocolate cookie!

Bleugh! Seriously? Why raisins, WHY!?

People watching: Oof, that's true betrayal if I've ever seen it!