Lobster

When a man is performing oral sex on a email while simultaneously pinching her nipples. Immitating the gestures of a lobster.

Dude, I pulled the lobster on her and she loved it.

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perlesta

Noun.

Perlesta is a rare find. You will not meet ANYone else like her. She is strong and determined. She surrounds herself with beauty. Her style is impeccable! Perlesta doesn’t meet a stranger and will find the good in anybody! Just don’t cross her. She is fierce and will tell you where to go!

Perlesta loves her family and friends. She creates experiences in her life that welcomes in peace and love! Don’t mention something you like around her unless you want her to go out and get it for you. She loves to spoil the people in her life!

You can find Perlesta sipping decadent drinks, dancing in the kitchen or exploring her city’s cultural center.

Your goal in life should be to find a Perlesta! Your life will forever be changed!!

I need to add some fun to this day! Lemme call Perlesta!

fazzaded

when one gets their hair stuck in a blow dryer.

random idiot-you guys i got fazzaded!
smart person-get out those scissors, we got some hair to cut!

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