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Adam Sandler

A jew

Adam Sandler

by The Local Sanwich Maker April 12, 2016

126πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


winston roberts

My sugar daddy

"Flex for me sugar daddy"
(Dedicated to Winston Roberts)

by The Local Sanwich Maker April 12, 2016


Oculus Cocksoculus

Like the Oculus Rift, the Oculus Cocksoculus is a virtual reality system that provides euphoric sensations to men's penises. The Oculus Cocksoculus is also used as a battery and the test subjects used in these vile experiments are drained of their very life force as you experience constant busting of nuts on an hourly basis. The Chinese use this as a form of torture while trying to interrogate spies. It is said Kim Jong Il invented this to please himself and was saddened when he realized his boner could not fit the Oculus hole. The batteries are used to power the world as more and more men enter the Oculus Cocksoculus, there will be energy for all.

"Time to put them in the Oculus Cocksoculus"

by The Local Sanwich Maker April 12, 2016


Spiderman

More like spider bitch

Spiderman

by The Local Sanwich Maker April 12, 2016

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Hari

The epitome of shit

"I have to take a Hari"
"You are a piece of Hari"
"Eat Hari, bitch"

by The Local Sanwich Maker April 12, 2016

27πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


Nicole Arbour

Fat shaming, blonde haired, dumb ass Canadian bitch that thinks she's famous cause she was with Matthew Santoro saying he was promoting himself around her ... he's got millions of subs she's got like 2.

The epitome of shit.

Did you see Nicole Arbour's latest video?
Nicole who?
The fat shamer...
No I haven't...who again? Never heard of this bitch.

by The Local Sanwich Maker April 12, 2016

36πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Shrek

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

His love reaches my buttocks every night.
I whisper in my sleep, this is your swamp.
He lets out a mighty roar and says it's all ogre now.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

by The Local Sanwich Maker April 12, 2016

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž