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A mix of capitalism and communism where you can't decide if you want unity or money, so you resort to using both ideologies.
United States - "Capitalism is the finest out there! The money is so free!"
Soviet Union - "I believe communism is our worker's union of peace and love!"
Man - "They both sound really cool. Just can't decide."
Man2 - "Just believe in communitalism. Really simple."
The Phony War was an six month period during World War II where no land, sky or sea operations between both Allied and German militaries were undertaken on the Western Front after the German conquest of Poland on September 1st.
However, after the Germans had invaded Denmark and Norway, the Phony War came to a close after certain major offenses and battles occurred on the Western Front and further up, the fall of France.
The Phony War could've meant that the militaries of France and Britain could have been preparing for the oncoming attack of the Germans, but apparently the French couldn't hold back the Germans since they didn't think they would invade through the dense forests underneath Belgium.
Germany - *Invades Poland*
WWII OFFICIALLY STARTS
Germans - "Why don't we just play a 6 month waiting game and then let the true battle commence?"
Allies - "Sure lol. We could call it a Phony War."
Germans - "It is so on, you guys are going to get destroyed."
Allies - "I don't think so."
6 MONTHS LATER, FALL OF FRANCE BEGINS
Typically the words of horror, hearing this come out from anybody's yapping mouth can instantly trigger mental sanity loss because of their believing in this country. This is also Scary Fact #67.
French Guy - "Hey, did you know that There is a France?"
German Guy - "NO NO NO NO ONOO NOONO NONONO NOOOOO"
capable of being cooked to perfection by a nuclear explosion at a certain distance of the radius
"Did you know that during a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection?"
"I never knew that fam."
"Did you hear about Scary Fact #67?"
"Apparently, there is a France.?
"There is a France? Impossible."