sigma kappa

While other sorority girls might pride themselves on how many Louis Vouitton bags she has, or whether or not she is the best-dressed girl in class, the girls of Sigma Kappa focus on what truly makes a sorority great: sisterly love and winning keg races. An SK's love for her sister is genuine and steadfast, much like her ability to down foamy cups of beer. Sigma Kappas are famous for their ability to captivate men, first with their incredible good looks, and then with her ability to pound a 40.

I can't believe that Sigma Kappa can drink that much! She's so tiny, I bet she couldn't get a beer belly if she tried.

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