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When a man cums on a bunny and has his friend pet the bunny.
Ben Affleck punched Matt Damon after Ben pet a scuzzle bunny.
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When you're doing a girl from behind and you pretend to release your load in her cooter, but when she turns around, you cum in her face and yell "gotcha bitch!"
Frank: So what happened with you and Michelle last night?
Greg: She fell victim to a Chappelle Surprise.
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Kool aid is a man's backup girl; one he can have any time of the day, like Kool Aid.
Tim: I saw you with Kelly the other night. Things getting serious?
George: Naw, man. Ahe's my Kool Aid.
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While having sex, you play your iTunes with the shuffle turned on and thrust to the beat.
Bob gave Sherry the ol' sex shuffle.
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A Mexican Milkshake is when you blow your load in a woman's anus and then stick a straw in her butthole and drink the sweet nectar inside.
Juan was thirsty, but his girlfriend quenched his thirst with a Mexican Milkshake.
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While attending church, a woman next to you gives you an unexpected handjob.
John enjoyed a Sunday Surprise during the Father's homily.
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